You do know I like a good surprise, which is why I didn’t tell you about the Violet Grenade sale until it blasted off. But the cat is out of the bag, my fine friend, and you can now grab my book for less than the price of a questionable fish taco. And it won’t even give you food poisoning.

Note: I can’t promise it won’t make you just as queasy. But hopefully it’s a good kinda queasy. Is there such thing as a good queasy? I’m gonna stop saying queasy. Not just now. But forever.

Anywho, I’m back from vacation (which was way less fun than it should have been because toddler), and you can now take total advantage of all the blood, sweat, and tears that went into writing Violet Grenade and buy it for one crusty dollar! Win for you and…win for me, too? Yeah, it’s a win for me, too. Kind of. I mean, you reading the book is awesome. Me being homeless because you bought my book for 1/6th of the normal price is a little less cool (but still totally cool).

Also. Also! I’m doing a giveaway so you talk about my book and I sell even more copies for the price of a too-hard gum ball. So enter, and buy the book, and do cartwheels while I cry into my Earl Grey tea (Decaf, people. You know how I do).

 
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